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Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)
I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
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Golden hour

The perfect hour when no ones home so you can explode the toilet with explosive diarrhea
Hopefully today I will have a perfect golden hour!
by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022
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Nicholas Golden Valentino

Look! He's crying! He must be Nicholas Golden Valentino
by khaws November 13, 2022
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Golden hole

When a woman pees on a declining surface/hill/terrain/etc and the pee waterfalls into/ over her butthole.
Laura squatted over a steep riverbank holding a tree trunk while relieving herself. The urine sloshed through/over her butthole creating a brilliant GOLDEN HOLE for everyone by the Hillsborough river you see.
by Golden hole June 10, 2022
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Golden

Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.

Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.

He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
Golden is not heartless, just misunderstood.
by punny jokes April 17, 2021
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Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.
"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"
by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010
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Golden Jubilpee

A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.
On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!
by anonymous January 5, 2022
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