When a girl (I.e Morgan) wants to masturbate but doesn’t want to explicitly say it and leaves the party after saying she will only be gone for a minute to “do the dishes” but ends up not coming back for the rest of the night
by Dabicus69 February 28, 2021
A Stevie will cry when given a blow job. They are remedial but so damn sexy. They love the month of March - national pancake day, peanut butter day, steak and a blowjob day - and of course bipolar day.
‘They are being sucked off so nicely, why are there tears in their eyes? ‘
‘Don’t worry, they’re just doing a Stevie’
‘Don’t worry, they’re just doing a Stevie’
by Phroar February 09, 2023
by Desklady October 23, 2013
The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.
"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"
by Mahablanka October 01, 2021
Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.
Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.
by Patongs Finest August 26, 2008
Whenever a game between the United States and Mexico ends 2-0 in-favor of the United States. First came into use during the 2002 FIFA World Cup Korea/Japan when the U.S. beat Mexico 2-0 in the Round of 16.
by therealbomb_com July 04, 2022
Whenever a forum thread you've created goes to the dogs, the least painful of solutions is to simply "Do a Dairy."
To attempt this cunning tactic all you need is to up the font size of your post and scream "MODS PLEASE DELETE!" in the vain hope that one of those good for nothing lazy buggers actually pay attention to your pleas as opposed to scoffing at you arrogantly before turning you down.
It's worth a shot.
The technique was first un-successfully attempted by DairyDark Lynx who tactic has since become known as the aforementioned "Doing a Dairy".
To attempt this cunning tactic all you need is to up the font size of your post and scream "MODS PLEASE DELETE!" in the vain hope that one of those good for nothing lazy buggers actually pay attention to your pleas as opposed to scoffing at you arrogantly before turning you down.
It's worth a shot.
The technique was first un-successfully attempted by DairyDark Lynx who tactic has since become known as the aforementioned "Doing a Dairy".
"OMG, everyone's laughing at my new thread!!11"
"Do a Dairy man."
"MODS PLEASE DELETE!!"
"Oh gahd, he's really doing a dairy!"
"Do a Dairy man."
"MODS PLEASE DELETE!!"
"Oh gahd, he's really doing a dairy!"
by Mad Major June 01, 2007