Dick pushed in

Completely sucking, losing, failing, or otherwise getting owned at a task.

I played my buddy in Madden yesterday and got my dick pushed in, he beat me 17 times in a row with the Bills.

by DrCosmos24687 May 15, 2019

Dick Whisperer

A woman who attracts men all the time unintentionally and is unaware she does.

Guys hit on Ashley all the time, she has no clue, she's a Dick Whisperer.

by Francine Cooper, JMV July 10, 2018

dick snuff

one, usually a douche bag named kyle, who while masturbating oneself or someone else puts there nose at the tip of the erectus at the moment of ejaculation and engages in a snorting type of situation.

Kyle, you wont hang out with us at Matt's party, you stupid dick snuff!!

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009

dick wrappers

another name for condoms

Anyone need dick wrappers?

by extet May 26, 2010

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

foam dick

from getting a blowjob and the cum mixes around and makes a bunch of foam.

i got foam dick after getting fucked so hard.

by nobody else here April 26, 2017

Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

by Average John April 3, 2015