Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020

Dad

Milk shop

I'm off to the milk shop be home soon
69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

Dad's fun box

A tank.

Let's shoot missiles in dad's fun box.

by Paul Mchorny January 21, 2022

dad

nope not here tryd the supermarket section milk ?

wher did your dad went

my he went gading milk

by jeklijnepiemol May 17, 2022

Dad

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

by Mushroom, Baby! December 21, 2021

Dad

A guy (a little bit older than you) that you just really realllly wanna get some with. He just really makes your lady hood quiver.

“Damn. That guy over there is a fucking dad”

by Yung Gravy train chu chu February 2, 2019

dad hugs

A phrase your girlfriend will use when 17 Nigerian men are having sex with your girlfriend.

He gives me such good dad hugs! I got great sleep after this!

by Udictions February 3, 2025