An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
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But dont think he's a fuckboy. He can be the perfect boyfriend. He cares about your problems and always will treat you as his queen. He also is interested in style so he likes going shopping with you. But always remember, dont treat him like a Slave. He's very selfconfident and dont hesitate to leave you because he knows there are millions of other girls wanting him.
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You would never find such a smart, sexy and good boyfriend again.
He's the perfect man!
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"Damn, this dude in class is such a David. He kept yapping on about some pointless topic, by the time he was finished, everyone had already left the classroom."
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