When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.
I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.
by greyshark7 April 26, 2011
"That joke is cracking my eggs."
by Togepi69 June 14, 2017
by SILLY BLAIRBO November 29, 2007
Assistant Crack Whores are often mistaken as a step below the typical Crack Whore. But in reality, they are not actual Crack Whores, or even below the Crack Whores. They just assist the Crack Whores and often times are the more cool and legite of the group and just are entertained by the bizarre mannerisms and lifestyle in general that goes along with Crack Whores.
Dad: Buddy pal girl , I'm promoting you to "Assistant Crack Whore". Daughter: W.T.F. ? I can't even be the actual Crack Whore I get to be Assistant Crack Who're?? Dad: Oh no no buddy pal girl. You're not anything like a Crack Whore, you just assist them:)
by Annaballs&Cj Uno October 22, 2015
by rpetras April 29, 2008
Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.
by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017
I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 19, 2009