christian

best man 2 ever exist. christian is the best ever, period. hes just so perfect and hes sooo soosososososososso pretty. he has the prettiest blue eyes and the nicest hair on a guy and his jaw is perfection. christian is one of the guys who u can love with all of ur heart foreverrrr. even when i get old and we dont talk anymore ill still know why i decided to love christian over all the other boys or girls i couldve chosen. christian if ur reading this, it’s ah’nyah, ur biggest fan!!! lmao luv u so so much<3

christian is the cutest guy 2 walk the earth :)

by ahnyaah October 16, 2022

Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

Christian Pulisic

The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game

Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.

by ENoscatt January 6, 2024

Christian

big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike

"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

christian

a handsome guy with a beautiful smile that light up a room a laugh that makes you happy and eyes like no one else it so hard not to fall in love with him

have you ever fallen in love ? if so with who ? i feel in love and its been the best feeling ever thank you christian for making everyday a better day then the day before i love you christian <3

by blueheart_ rivas 17 February 2, 2022

Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).

Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.

by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018

Christian

Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege

I heard Christian has a big cock

by Cburgess_17 January 9, 2022