counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013

counterbailing

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.

Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way

by Fergo's thoughts June 22, 2014

counterbailing

Counterbailing is the art of bailing on plans made by a serial bailer before they have the opportunity to do the same to you

Often used by passive aggressive folk who are fed up with others bullshit.

Housemate: you totally bailed on our plans for tonight. Das cool I'm going to dye my hair

Me: Im Counterbailing. enjoy your hair treatment

Housemate: I didn't bail on you!!!!

Me: I'm sure you could have found a way

by Fergo's thoughts June 22, 2014

Counter flop

Where a guy takes a picture of his junk on the counter

Duuuude I sent her a counter flop oops

by Urbannnnnndick July 27, 2015

counteractivist

Any opposer or detracting figure of a good cause for the simple fact that they do not care to understand its motivations; namely socio-political causes.

He made a conscious effort to speed by the counteractivists before their rabid sensibilities could permeate his resolve.

by SirWmDoesIT November 2, 2015

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016

Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.

Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...

by Loafasynia May 11, 2016