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I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009
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Beer can

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.
Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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Casablanca Beer

Popular, fresh, long, blonde, has a taste for Moroccan sunshine and holidays. Enjoys being outdoor but also cozied up indoors.

She's...Casablanca Beer
A: Man I'd do anything for a Casablanca Beer right now...
B: You mean for a blonde ?
by Casablanca lover November 24, 2021
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beer guzzling

The act of chugging bear like a sad and lonely alcoholic
by Spirit Shot January 10, 2017
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pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!
by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024
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walking beer

The amount of beers consumed while walking from one destination from another (ex: cabin to boat dock)
Although the fishermen had a case of beer waiting in the boat, they first needed a six pack of walking beer to get them from the cabin to the dock.
by AnnaBanana1018 March 8, 2015
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