parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

Ball Lightning

When one gets tazered in the groin

That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer

by jdbombassmofo December 3, 2010

Ball Lust

its when you lust for hairy, sweaty sacks hanging in ur face

Kinky Mint: I have a bad case of ball lust for Agony Sunkiller

by capKincrunch June 28, 2010

Rabbit Balls

Trix cereal.

Silly rabbit, your balls are for kids.

Mmmm Rabbit Balls

by Ben's Penis July 23, 2010

Balls Gone

When Scrappy got his balls ripped off by the vet.

Scrappy you had balls earlier, now after a trip to the vets you are balls gone

by Scrappys invisible balls August 1, 2010

Nuke Balls

The feeling one gets after racking up your first 24 killstreak in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and having some douchebag runner knife you in the back preventing you from getting your nuke on. Much like the feeling of having your girlfriend lovingly suck on your penis and wait till you are about to cum but instead, headbutts your balls.

Gamer: DUUUDE I almost got a Nuke on wasteland!!!!!

Roomate: Fuckin tits dude

Gamer: Right? Ive been trying all week!! Wait, why do my balls hurt so bad all the sudden?

Roomate: Dude, youve got Nuke Balls .....

by gman527 August 30, 2010

Ball Grabber

Something that shocks you or catches you by surprise.

Yesterday Bad Luck Johnny bought a lottery ticket. The ball grabber is . . . he won!

by Damienfella November 22, 2010