Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 06, 2018

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 10, 2023

Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Pontial Asshole Enegry

Pontial Asshole enegry is a person waiting to gang their full kinetic asshole ways, they wait and wait to become a bitch and as time passes they gain more pontial enegry to strike their bullshit

"She began to gain a ton of Pontial Asshole Enegry"

"The pontial Asshole Enegry turned into Kinteic"

by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 23, 2021

Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly

That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.

by Aasta Paintmaasta December 29, 2023

Urban Assholes

volounteers who vote no to any new word submitted by users that is still pending

"i'm gonna check my e-mail to see if my word was approved! ah shit it got denied because a bunch of urban assholes decided to deny it"

by Protix August 14, 2020

Boulder punching asshole

1. Chris Redfield in the latest release of the Resident Evil/Biohazard series Resident Evil Village.
2. Someone Karl Heisenberg wants to murder.

Karl Heisenberg after his factory is blown up during his boss battle: "I'm going to murder that boulder punching asshole."

by Idkdudejustgowithit September 01, 2023