Putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer

Master bating with a finger up your ass

I was putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer before you called

by Hunter37 January 4, 2025

Dutch Air Fryer

When you stand at the front end of your significant other's bed, lift the bedsheets and fart under the sheets. Then, you grab the bedsheets and waft the fart up to your significant other's face.

"My old lady gave me a Dutch Air Fryer when I was home from work today."

by anonymous January 6, 2025

A Breath Of Fresh Air.

What i call humans with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

The Breath Of Fresh Air.

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Breath of Fresh Air

what I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a "breath of fresh air".

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Of Fresh Air.

what i call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Fresh Air

What I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025