Alyssa K

A girl who seems to be nice to you but gets mad at the simplest things

"Do you know Alyssa K?"
"Yeah shes so rude"

by Speedy20957 August 8, 2023

K.

Whoever sent you this wants you dead

Guy 1: I sent my girlfriend a text and she just responded with K.

Guy 2: Oh man that sucks

Guy 1: with a period

Guy 2: oH SHOOT MAN, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO!?!?

by I’m a mess February 25, 2020

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

k

used when somebody is annoyed with you.

Person 1:"sorry i cant come"
Person 2: "k"

by mfskeemerboi July 3, 2020

King of K Street

nickname given to Jack Abramoff from the media.

The King of K Street thought Jordan Thomas Cooper was a great writer.

by Coop Dupe November 23, 2021

k den

play dis card when a nigga hit you wit dat weird shit and you dont know how to respond.

ok
k den

by coolgamerchazz69 June 8, 2020

Solo K-hole

When one is by him/her/they/themself taking ketamine and goes into a state of paralysis.

Matthew Perry pulled a solo k-hole in a hot tub. Bye bye

by Beansey December 15, 2023