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Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
by JarvisBro August 1, 2021
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Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.
Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018
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Brothel toes

Got that itch from the hood knock shop ! Got a bad case of brothel toes!
Tinea caught from using brothel showers or any shower. Brothel toes !
by El grapes November 23, 2021
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Godzilla Toe

A camel toe so large, it resembles godzilla.
George: "OMG. Look at her godzilla toe! It's swallowing the city!"
by joesmithho(: December 22, 2010
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Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.
Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!
by Coolmofo December 23, 2019
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unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.
Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!
by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015
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Toe infection

Connor might have to get his toe cut off!!!
Connor’s toe infection is wild!!!
by Not bubble guys March 1, 2022
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