mega douche

a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.

oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche

by baallyy January 14, 2010

Mountain Douche

1. A song by the band Fecal Dick.
2. What you look like when you drink Mountain Dew.

1. I'm going to dedicate the song "Mountain Douche" to my ex, because he IS a mountain douche.

2. Check out the mountain douche to your right.

by shitstain4 April 16, 2010

douche penis

A friend who has no better use in life other than to fill holes with his cock.

After witnessing Cassius attempting to pick up a random woman at the bar, we all came to the conclusion that he was a douche penis.

by Arizona Kilted February 27, 2008

douche-fag

When someone is such a douche bag, and such a fag, the two words are combined to create douche-fag.

kid:yo,your sitting in my spot!

douche-fag: Fuck you!


kid: Douche-fag

by outlawgunslinger February 4, 2009

Douche Box

(1) A car packed full with douche bags

or

(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.

(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"

(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."

by SakeMonke November 21, 2007

douche bag

1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.

Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."

by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008

Douche MacGyver

A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver

Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."

Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."

Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"

Person 2 "The coin slot"

by MikeB30 December 14, 2008