Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash
by Samsauce September 27, 2022
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Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.
by Mushishi February 23, 2020
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Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
by The Double E August 17, 2023
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Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.
She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.
by Barakabomba May 05, 2024
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preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.
Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020
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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Hurse Turd

Hurse Turd - A hot poo melted by hot ashphalt
I asked her/him to come over and drop a Hurse Turd on my driveway, for a photo shoot.
by GrimUrbans May 20, 2021
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