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Josh

the most ignorant annoying lying piece of shit he is very sensitive and he is shit at video games he will say everything we do or say he will call us bullies... Also really likes oily mens toes.
Girl: Ew he stinks he probaly hasnt showered in 3 years.

Girl2: I know he is also very ugly like a josh
by ANgy123 October 3, 2022
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Josh

Second in command of his own cult. Has a hot brother.
Andrew:"Wow i cant believe josh is second in command of his own cult!"
Josh:"Hey Rachel, wanna be the leader of my cult?"
Rachel:"I already am and im stealing your brother, he's mucho papi"
by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023
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Josh

Is so cool handsome guy with long hair massive cock nice with the ladies caring did I mention massive cock
by Handsomeguy124 October 8, 2023
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Josh steamer

A raw lamb that's been dipped in butter

Also applicable: Joshua steamer
Person 1: "Want a Josh steamer?"
Person 2: "what the fuck is a josh steamer"
by bingula May 29, 2025
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Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.
"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"
by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022
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josh

a straight up horny, retarded, perverted, gay/lesbian (if trans which they prob are) very adopted, actually sent to the orphanage 12 times and back in 2 months and overall very wet. oh yeah, also a raging alcoholic with a garage full of crack.
Josh's brother: 'Oh, hey Jo-'

*Josh's brother looks at josh in disgust and horror*

Josh's brother: 'Umm, josh y r u molesting 3 cats at once?'

Josh: 'Oh sah dude wanna join in?'

Josh's brother collapses from too much exposure to animal cruelty.
by Josh=gay May 20, 2020
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Josh Hutcherson

A fine ass male actor I'd do anything with and still consider myself straight.

A man where having gay fantasies is acceptable if your straight because dammm he's fine, like Its not even gay to wanna do special bonding time with him.

A straight mans pass for homosexuality.
damn I'm straight but I'd totally fuck Josh Hutcherson.
by DearMunter420 March 20, 2024
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