Slicing Beef

To end a feud.

Jennas mom: Ummm maddie, I thought i was the coolest mom. But I guess not, so im pullin up, and we’re slicing beef”

maddie: huh

by madds47 October 03, 2023

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Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded March 15, 2016

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Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.

"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

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Beef gun

Another name for penis. Also referred to as cock, shlong, dick, or tube steak.

My beef gun was hidden nicely behind her beef curtains.

by CanadianSAA April 09, 2018

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West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.

I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log

by Mrbeefy090 March 14, 2016

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