Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
by sex minister April 26, 2022

setting: at a sleep over with 5 girls in a circle on the bed.
Emily: Spill the tea girlies
Emma: I have no tea
the 4 other girls: ugh
Ginny: I watched 2 girls get in a fight cause' they were both prego by the same guy!
Emily: My neibor kicked out his child!
Sofia: I punched my mom!
Every 1 else: What !?!?!?!
Sarah: I broke up with my boy friend!
Emily: Spill the tea girlies
Emma: I have no tea
the 4 other girls: ugh
Ginny: I watched 2 girls get in a fight cause' they were both prego by the same guy!
Emily: My neibor kicked out his child!
Sofia: I punched my mom!
Every 1 else: What !?!?!?!
Sarah: I broke up with my boy friend!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

by urbandictionaryvea October 24, 2022

by Darkbootyslayer May 26, 2018

A slur for a british person
by kristopheralllegretto August 31, 2022

To gossip or tell of the exciting news that you obtained from someone or somewhere. Deriving from drag culture, can also be used as to derive from "tea time" in which one usually gossips.
by lampcap April 28, 2019
