Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
by Bob1655 December 19, 2011
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car-fiving

the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.
do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving
by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 30, 2012
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five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten
lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣
by jeen yuhs March 12, 2022
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decaf five hour energy

trash (like you :O)
your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you
by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022
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five knuckle sandwich

hands used in barehanded boxing aka fisticuffs
So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich
by Koltinn May 18, 2024
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Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.
Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Hit five

Markiplier did in fact hit five when playing Ultimate custom night pt. 2. Aka meaning you did something, doubted yourself then to realized that you were right in the first place
I totally hit five when I answered that question from the teacher
by cici_me February 02, 2022
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