gene-asses

Stupidity runs in the family

They're all a bunch of gene-asses.

by anita break November 30, 2011

ass molecule

Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.

Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!

by clykclyk July 4, 2017

ass coral

genetically identical parasitic human polyps that form on the rectum of higher-level influential government personnel.

Man, Peck's IT group is blooming so much ass coral that she appears to weigh over 300 pounds.

by vlakas February 11, 2009

Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

Ass Popping

Jesse's moms ass was popping

Colin: Your such a loser Jesse!
Jesse: At least my moms ass was popping last night.
Ass Popping means multiple orgasms in the ass

by Whatsupdood November 2, 2018

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Wasper ass

A small ass, with the sphincter so tightly clenched it resembles the stinger of a wasp.

It takes all I have some days not to kick her wasper ass!

by Clerk@340 December 28, 2016