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Minnie Mouse Porn

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by borenian February 26, 2022

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by izzypop04 February 13, 2018

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same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

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food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023

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