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Utility Stick

When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.
"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."

"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
A term used to describe a person who feigns interest in sport in order have beers
She was a Q-Stick. Had no interest in the cricket.
Q-Stick by Dark knight rising August 14, 2020

Get stick buggled

To get stick buggled means you become one with the stick bugs and are forced to worship them the rest of your life

Get stick buggled
Get stick buggled lul litty dab peace fam boiii
Get stick buggled by Stick buggle boi September 12, 2020

Asda stick 

A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.
Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.
Asda stick by Ophiucus October 3, 2020

Pee Stick 

How a 2 year old says Penis, Dick, Cock, or Wang.
Timmy: Mama, why do you like to suck on Daddy's pee stick?
Mama: Timmy, you've got a lot to learn.
Pee Stick by RonniesLetsPlays October 20, 2020

crip stick it

A not so good-looking girl , she never will be first pick at the end of the night but you'd still fuck her. But not on a bed but in an alley somewhere
Check out that chick bro, "Id crip stick it."
crip stick it by Boboliverdeeznuts October 27, 2020