pull and roll

the act or art of yankin before your blow your load, and rolling away from that MESS you just filthed your cock on. a useful term for most of us who are too lazy to pack da rubs.

if you forgot yer jimmy hat, pull and roll...

by Mark T January 25, 2005

pull an oliver

An extreme reaction to irritating workplace noises, such as errant ringing cellphones, crinkling packing tape, or construction noise. Steam usually comes out of ones ears when in this state.

Sarah was afraid to open the package that had just arrived, in fear that her focused coworker might just pull an oliver.

by Lily Rose January 19, 2008

pull an aaron

to pop a boner

"Wow that girl is cute"
"Whoa... don't get too excited and pull an aaron"

by Anyonamous March 13, 2009

pull an Idham

to be so clever as to outwit one's own self

he wanted to make her mad, but he had to go pull an Idham and ended up screwed.

by Nobody You Know Very Well October 2, 2009

Pull an Ariel

To "Pull an Ariel" is when you point to a common known thing and ask "What's that word again?" the same way Ariel, The Little Mermaid asked in the song "Part of your world."

"Strollilng along down a
(What's that word again?)
Street"

Lindsay: (pointing to a picture in an Italian resturant) "What's that called agian?"

Lisa: "The Colosseum? Way to Pull an Ariel"

by LMCecil January 19, 2013

Pull an 8

The workplace standard, for most jobs, which consists of working an eight hour day. Yet, in this case, the length of time is considered torturous, and the tasks are thought of as mind-numbingly repetitive (ex. cashier at a grocery store).

Friend 1: Man, I had to pull an 8 this weekend. All I did was ring up incredibly rude assholes.

Friend 2: Ouch, that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that.

by RobmiesterNJ December 14, 2008

Pull an AD

To fail to attend friends and loved one's momentous occasions, despite having assured them one would be there, only to instead opt for menial tasks such as smoking pot, gaming, and most possibly masturbation

Matt decided to pull an AD on my birthday this year, the bastard, only to touch himself ever so tenderly while watching Pretty Woman

by Lewis5D January 11, 2009