Skip to main content

lip smackin krackin

asmr but done bye the massive sea monster too pirates its said to relaxed them before destroying them (in a sexual way) after nice lip smacking asmr it used its beak to make nice sea weed sounds maybe some mukbang who knows?
that lip smackin krackin the foam on the waves is rumored to be his cum if you see it run immediately
by card board coffin April 4, 2022
mugGet the lip smackin krackinmug.

lip hanger

a hick, redneck, or other slow talking, intellectually impaired individual. Classified by the hanging or depressed lower lip, usually the result of excessive use of chewing tobacco and/or a constant state of confusion.
Steve: I tried to call JimBob but his phone got shut off.
Paul: Yeah, he spent his last paycheck on Busch beer and Skoal.
Steve: What a fuckin lip hanger.
by BigPum December 9, 2008
mugGet the lip hangermug.

Rippin Lips

Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.

When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.

When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.

Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.

Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
You girls like rippin lips?

Only with you, Gerald.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
mugGet the Rippin Lipsmug.

Dirty Upper Lip

In regards to a female, suggesting that she has a mustache or is hairy in the face.
Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.
by pseudonym338 November 4, 2012
mugGet the Dirty Upper Lipmug.

freckled lips

A stubbled vagina.
by Lola Faye March 31, 2017
mugGet the freckled lipsmug.

goofy lips

1. to address one who is extraordinarily goofy, and/or silly

2. a name you call someone who is trying too hard in a game and embarrassing themselves
ex; *hunter in destiny actively tryharding*
*dies to a player who is just playing casually*
casual player: "calm down goofy lips"
by literally a fucking fish September 5, 2023
mugGet the goofy lipsmug.

Share this definition