Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.
Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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six milly lip pilly

I was out of Zyn’s so bro chucked me a Six Milly Lip Pilly

“Ay man, you got any lip pillys, I’m out”
“Yeah no worries, just got a fresh can of six milly lip pillys”
by CVenom56 February 21, 2024
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Puckered Lips

The other day I was banging a virgen and she had the tightest Puckered Lips ever
by ACORDE August 09, 2010
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Lipping

When you eat a girl out, and you start by licking the bottom part of her lips and slowly start trilling back and forth all the way up to her clit, and you make her cum so fucking hard.
Man 1: Hey bruh why are you so tired?

Man 2: Bruh I was lipping this slut last night. She tastes so fucking good. You should try it, I will let you.

Man 1: Are you sure?

Man 2: Hell yeah dude, she loves to fuck strangers.
by ScheinBoi2005 July 31, 2019
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Saucy lips

by Jacob Ewan July 15, 2018
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wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.
"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."
by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016
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