Nut-meg

When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.

Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.

Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.

If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.

by Evanishigh January 3, 2008

deez nuts

1)my big fat hairy balls

Person 1: I saw yo mom eatin 'em yesterday.
Person 2: Eatin what?
Person 1: Eatin on Deez Nuts, bitch.

by Dehanglo June 23, 2006

Nut Stache

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.

... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.

by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010

doug nuts

Doug nuts is a stupid way of saying doughnuts

"I really want some doug nuts"

"Shut up idiot its doughnut!"

by El Wanko =P January 4, 2009

ginger nuts

A psychotic ginger gone crazy.

"Big Red's gone ginger nuts on us again!"

by iris202 January 9, 2009

No nut November

To not nut for a month only the strong will last

Man its fucking look in slow for no nut nobember I'm about lose my virginity suck my dick no nut November

by Your uncle jimmy November 5, 2019

Bus Nut

Instead of saying, you cant cum, you cant bus nut

Arrrrr no, face it, you cant bus nut

by Mc_Dizzee December 8, 2004