fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.

" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "

by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017

fake afk

when a person leaves without saying anything or when a person says they are gonna do something that takes 5 mins to do but end up going out for a long period of time

Malek: Yo guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick
2hrs later
Yak: Did that guy just fake afk us
Tensive: ye gango he did

by yakonurcheeks September 13, 2023

Fake

Some who thinks they are so cool and good at everything a.k.a. Florence

I hate fake people

by Yeetus_delutus June 22, 2019

fake

Someone who talks behind other peoples back and doesn't tell them what they say when confronted about it.

That girl was so fake whenever I went up to her to ask her what she said she acted like she didn't say anything.

by pandabear7557 December 17, 2016

Fake bitch

That friend who always asks "OMG can I borrow that just to try it?" and never gives it back

"that fake bitch still owes me my lego figure"

by Godisagamer January 19, 2019

Fake

When the Italian family on the table next to yours is quiet.

Gay Person Eating 1: Bro this isn't right. Something about this is fake.
Gay Person Eating 2: What's that?
Gay Person Eating 1: The Italian family next to us is quiet. We might be in a simulation

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 30, 2022

Dereck do fake

DEREck é 5 estrelas, super confiável e amigo do seu amigo. Muda de shape 10 vezes por dia porque é indeciso e complicado (também muito exigente). Ele é fantástico bonito simpático e possivelmente ama-te.

He's the best person you'll ever meet trust me <<<< and he can be whatever you want him to be

Dereck do fake is a great guy but he never knows which shape to use

by Dereckkk May 6, 2020