Fart muffin 

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

Fart muffin by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Crunch Muffin 

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

Crunch Muffin by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

Mr Muffin 

Mr Muffin is from the popular web series, ASDFMovie, and is probably the most iconic character. He is known for wanting to die and for others to eat him. He also has two songs...

Mr Muffin: Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Muffin.
Mr Muffin: But I wanna die!

Mr Muffin by Elidacucumber July 1, 2024

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

Snort muffin by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Tard-muffin 

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.

Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !

Tard-muffin by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024

push muffin 

Male Foupa

Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife

Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!

Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.

push muffin by OGE74 August 17, 2024

asdf muffin 

A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community

Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed

asdf muffin by Crasher.ac1 January 1, 2025