Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

Muffin

A random bean human that is hard on themselves, but makes up for it by making jokes out of it.

Evan: That's a mood
Muffin: My life is a mood

by JewelVeon May 10, 2018

muffin

A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie

muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!

by a random person here November 23, 2019

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

Flubber Muffin

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.

Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!

by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011

muffin lafluer

A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.

That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.

by HK McGruber January 19, 2011

muffin crier

somone who is always complaining.

dont be such a muffin crier.

by ryan watt April 21, 2005