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The french pirate 

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"
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Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative
A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know

very french

In sport, when you are playing against a team full of French people and they manage to lose within the last five minutes despite having a big lead.
"OH MAN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTE WITH AN AWESOME GOAL!"
"That must have been very french."
very french by dabro3 July 8, 2021

INDIRECT FRENCH KISS 

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.
I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.

Mac French toast 

When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.
I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.
Mac French toast by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

Mac French toast 

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.
I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.
Mac French toast by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

Mexican French 

A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.
American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*

Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"

American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"