Douche Canoe

See "Donald Trump"

Just when I thought there couldn't be a bigger Douche canoe ...Donald Trump came along

by Mysticman57 March 6, 2017

douche-a-sketch

Similar to an etch-a-sketch, a douche-a-sketch is used to draw up truly epic douche baggery plans.

"Those guys are a bunch of douche bags, with their collars popped and their self tan makeup on. No girl is going to fall for those faggots. I bet they were out in the parking lot before they came in here, drawing up their plans of attack for tonight on their douche-a-sketch."

by Terik October 17, 2007

Douche Twaddle

The act of being a total asshole or douche to someones friends and or important family member.

Cameron is being a total douche twaddle to her friends! What a terrible boyfriend.

He is such a douche twaddle.

by Asain Kid Rosenman December 20, 2010

douche-dick

A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"

You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.

Friend: What a douche-dick.

by TickleMeSilly April 12, 2014

douche canoe

Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.

Canoe: Small boat.

Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.

Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!

Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?

by Amroc January 16, 2008

cooch douche

A particularly lovely squirt bottle that a bitch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat testicles and b) the remnants of last night's man-whore

See also: Connie Coochface

by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 1, 2004

mega douche

a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.

oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche

by baallyy January 14, 2010