Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.

Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

Donkey

Hee haw

the hee haw's name is donkey

by fuk ma life February 1, 2022

donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.

Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.

by CommonClone June 24, 2018

Donkey

An animal with 4 legs used that can fly.

That donkey is flying at the speed of light

by The king of the road November 25, 2023

donkey

A football (soccer) player with physical strength, but little ball control and passing abaility. A donkey tipically "hoofs" the ball. Is unskilled and gets angry when told the truth. Example: Lukaku

Boy, Lukaku is a donkey

by 1212131415161718 January 27, 2021

Shrek donkey

The hype for him is unreal

He is all india Shrek donkey president

President Shrek donkey

by Donkey president March 29, 2021