Ashbury College

Ashbury College is a private boarding/day school in Rockcliffe, Ottawa, Canada. A superior institution than those in the public schooling system (lmao). Ashburians are simply better. Boarders here are pretty cool but mainly day kids. Ashburians are generally from higher economic standing than public schoolers (except like 5 day kids that get aid but thier cool).
Yeah did you hear about that Nobel Prize Winner?

Yep he went to Ashbury College right?

Yeah the kids thier are so smart
by ashburyWs June 05, 2024
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erectoral college dropout

An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption
The pork link was too thin, it may have been an erectoral college dropout.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 22, 2023
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Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.
"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."
by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019
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College Soup

A bowl of water with ice in it.
College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022
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Dubai college

School in dubai with the hottest boys
Boy: omg look its a hot boy in dubai college
Hot boy: smiles
Boy: omg senpai noticed me
by Not Lil Sivi July 17, 2022
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Rowan County Early College

The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.
Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault
by Slahser October 03, 2023
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Padua College

School where a bunch of scrawny fags and wanna be hoodlums who vape go to.
Person 1: "Padua College is a shithole."
Person 2: "Yes it is."
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