Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010

college citoyen

oh where to start. this shitty ass school in the worst canadian province (quebec). So many fucking rich kids, wannabes, hoes and shit. i fkg hate it here. the teachers are the worst except for the history one. The monitors are the biggest assfaces ever. Old ass french people fuckin annoy me. oh to burn this school down (all jokes accept my submission). Full of dreadheads. no fkg fights. no drama. gay ahh school. shi look fuckin lgbtq frm the outside. hard ass homework, hard ass tests. like math n shit hard asl like pipe down on yo shi tf. I can go on n on but yeah fuq dis skl

bro 1: yoo bro what u school u go to
bro 2: college citoyen
bro 1: ah nah i feel bad bro fr

by fuqmahschook November 20, 2022

Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.

I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.

by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021

Knox College

An actual cult disguised as a residential college at the University of Otago

Breather 1: Ay that girl fine af
Breather 2: Nah bro she at Knox College
Breather 1: Oh shit never mind then

by MarkSpeaking March 28, 2022

college clashing

(verb) The act of wearing apparel from at least two different colleges at the same time.

You're wearing a Syracuse baseball cap, UConn sweatshirt, and Kentucky sweatpants? You've taken college clashing to a whole new level.

by fernalfonso October 28, 2013

College pillow

A term (usually) referred to a man who is attractive and/or big who is nice/kind that woman would “lay” with in a college dorm

-Did you see AJ over there he is such a college pillow

-I know right he’s hot

by Leaves_the_Chat November 18, 2023

college commie

An individual, often a Western university student, who expresses sympathies towards communist ideologies, regimes, and leaders, and dismisses the atrocities they committed under such dictatorships. This term connotes an endorsement of violent revolutionary tactics, totalitarian governance, social oppression, and censorship, including its policies associated with historical communist countries. It also implies a tendency to deflect responsibility for these beliefs onto external political regimes when challenged and by becoming hostile, delusional, and aggressive.

This new student is one of those college commie types who defended these regimes and atrocities by blaming the people and not the leaders.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 31, 2025