Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

by RideBigPony August 14, 2023

Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.

My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.

by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022

Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019

Beef Kiev

A huge, hairy, devouring vagina

Rita served beef kiev al fresco yesterday, I threw up then ate.

by MeatySauce April 30, 2011

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

BEEF FLANGE

A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.

Ur nan has got a beef flange.

by Bum your nan October 11, 2020