sludge banana 

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

sludge banana by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

Warm banana 

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

Warm banana by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010

dusty banana 

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erect penis.

Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.

dusty banana by Slimshady7375268 March 9, 2014

dead banana 

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

dead banana by Sike mcott June 11, 2014

cheese banana 

A cheese shaped like a banana

I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.

cheese banana by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016

god banana 

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

god banana by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

Marmite Banana 

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

Marmite Banana by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017