Pluff mud

The inability to speculate what it was you ate from looking at the newly laid poop in the toilet bowl.

After the boys went barhopping together last night, John knew he had eaten something off the sports bar menu but couldn't tell what that was from his pluff mud he just dropped at the gas station on the way into work the next day.

by Turkeybutt1 August 10, 2023

Mud Minnow

A little person who only has sex with black men.

"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"

by skunkys August 10, 2023

Mud queef

A mud queef is the act of projectile queefing fecal matter that has ejected from the anus and rolled Into the vagina.

Big Bertha shit her pants and later mud queefed at the dinner table

by Trish steinberger August 10, 2023

Mud Stomper

Noun - A person of native descent. American, Indian, Australian, or otherwise.

Doug, the Mud Stomper is right, I'm sure his people know the way around the land.

by Erika Erikkson August 11, 2023

Mud Leg

The worst definition of a dirt leg. A Mud Leg will give up every hole and crevice on her body to either sex. Man, woman, or both at once for dope or heroin.

The cyclops bitch is nothing but a mud Leg she will do anyone or anything for methamphetamines or heroin.

by Jaded56 August 24, 2023

Mud Puddle

a group of people larger than 3 made up of african americans.

hey mane, lets go join this mud puddle.

by Natavian August 25, 2023

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023