pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 27, 2016

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShitLol September 22, 2021

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Mud Bogging

Motor boating the brown eye.

Hey what’s that brown stuff on your face? Oh I went Mud Bogging with Tiffany. She really had that peach tree dirty.

by anonymous September 15, 2023

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

Mud Hopper

A Mud Hopper is the same as a Mud Cricket but she is beautiful and plus size.

A Mud Cricket is to skinny for me, I need a Mud Hopper.

by Mud Hopper September 16, 2019

Mud guppy

A legendary mud wrestler from Portland Oregon

Holy shit what a move from THE MUD GUPPY

by The Mud Guppy May 25, 2023