Pee Wee and Jesus

A website that chronicles the life and adventures of Pee Wee and Jesus

Pee Wee and Jesus are best friends for life!
pee-weeandjesus.com

by ReneFortuna February 18, 2005

jesus titty fucker

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.

(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."

by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006

JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit

"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"

by KityKat November 6, 2007

defense mode jesus

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!

by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008

Jesus Hitler Christ

A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ

bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes

by Hawtbitchtits December 27, 2020

Leave room for Jesus

leave room for Jesus means u have to leave some space in between u and another person, or leave more room

~it’s an inside joke with my friends and teacher~

*trinity and karsun hug*
Mr.pike: leave room for Jesus

by Trin.ashlynn💋 November 20, 2019