nick

a short crusty ass dorito hoe. he likes to blow things up and threaten to kill people, he likes to yell in class and break things. he does not listen and is secretly having an affair with the teacher. he thinks he is the best person ever but in reality he is ugly and has anger issues. DONT TALK TO HIM EVER!!!!!!!!!

“hey nick, you suck.”
“FUCK YOU IM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE”

by creepyclxwngirl November 5, 2020

nick

someone who really wants a girlfriend but will not admit it

he likes listening to rap and going on omegle pretending he's a celebrity

kinley: ur such a nick dude

by notrachelorkinley June 17, 2019

Nick

A guy that has the smallest cock will fuck any ugly bitch alive and can suck dick very well

Nick sucked my dick really good last night

by Willsin September 15, 2017

Nick A

This guy is usually a Italian guy and has a deep religious relationship to the video game character Mario. He usually isn't this smartest guy and is probably going to fail at least one class through out his life. This guy is probably likely to end up working as a plumber.

Oh god this guy is such a Nick A look at him plumbing

by dave from the gay bar May 1, 2023

Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.

(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"

by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024

Nick

I pleasureful daddy that squeezes you ever so tightly in bed. He'll have your dick throbbing all day and night.

Billy: Did you hear about Nick's giraffe cock.
Dad: Why of course son, I road Nick all night long.
Mom: Anthony!!! How could you!!
Jeffy: Pumpernickel clit fuck!!

by e-d-thelegend.com June 10, 2018

Nick

Nick is that one guy who will notice when you are not ok. He will hold your hand at the perfect moment. He will listen to you cry and make you feel better after. He gives the world's best hugs. All in all he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is your best friend, your human diary, your world, your other half, your everything. Nick's are the best.

Hey you know my best friend?
Nick?
Ya. He is the BEST!

by itz_me_bitch June 3, 2019