Long Thumbs

when you got long thumbs and great imagination ;)

Person 1: I have long thumbs

Person 2: Stick them up my ass, please

by XxXsexboiasiangirlover42069XxX August 8, 2021

Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex

“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!

by fuckshitbitch December 5, 2018

long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.

Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.

by misterjoe October 30, 2013

For How Long

said by pussies who are too scared to eat something spicy

pussy - "for how long, for how long, 10 minutes??"

by bigslimedeo March 18, 2022

Qing Long

A miserable conscripted soldier who plays mobile legends all day and being useless and convincing random underage girls to break up with their boyfriends

Guy 1: "Have you heard? Lily just broke up with her boyfriene?"
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."

by Iliketoeatalotwkwkwkw January 30, 2022

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

by LongCobbert March 4, 2023

Dalton Long

A form of obesity

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.

by Aperzon November 12, 2019