Tea

The hottest person alive.

'Have you seen Tea today? - Yeah he's so hot!'

by m0nki May 6, 2022

Ice tea

A drink but a nick name for a human I love BUT unfortunately he doesn't know me and he's beautiful.

A drink but as a human ice tea.

by Khargoosh September 6, 2017

Chindian tea

When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.

It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."

Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

Brunchternoon Tea

Breakfast, lunch, and afternoon tea all in one. The first meal of your day, eaten in the afternoon.

Just ate Brunchternoon Tea, feelin good.

by Brunchternoon Tea Guy July 23, 2025

Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.

Shut up man, your tea's weak!

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Tea

When something surprising goes down and you have some petty facts to spill to your peers

“Omg Bonisha did what sis? Spill the tea.”

by Irrelevant lolol June 4, 2018

Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.

OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.

by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019