The Bug Lady

A woman who has a reputation for knowing everything about insects and other small creatures.

She's obsessed with Mantises and Cockroaches, and isn't grossed out by something crawling on her in the slightest.

"How did she know all those facts about Millipedes?"

"Don't you know? She's the Bug Lady."

by Venextron November 30, 2023

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Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal December 20, 2017

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Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.

Hey get moving old lady

by Batman vision dark mode May 01, 2021

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Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric

In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!

by 4realazitgits March 29, 2021

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