Butt ringer

A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.

Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.

by O'smama March 1, 2009

DJ Ringtone

A detestable human being in control of the aux cord who changes the song once it plays just long enough to be a ringtone.

"Hey DJ Ringtone, stop changing the fucking song!!"

by Iane Moon May 9, 2016

Great rings of Saturn

When someone has an unusually large or gaping anus.

Friend: hey mate did you eat out sally late night?
Friend 2: nah man her Great rings of Saturn was huge.

by Bootyhunter 69 December 25, 2018

Upper ringwood

Full of family, if you live here chances are you have an army behind you if you need it. Whether you live on the stretch, the lane, the lower road or up-mines you mean a lot to at least somebody. If you live in town chances are you’re either really real or super fake. There’s no in between.

Upper ringwooders don’t take shit from anyone. Especially Lakeland hoes. Also f**k Ford car company.

Is that an upper ringwooder? I’m not allowed in upper ringwood

by IzzyDG November 27, 2020

bell ringer

When you are preforming oral sex and your dick hits their uvula.

I gave her a bell ringer last night.

by ticer September 11, 2022

Showing <him/her> the rings

leaving an imprint of the jewelry rings on your hand on an adversaries face as would be the case if a pimp hit a ho or a loan shark hit a sucker

In the film "Rounders" Gramma was so pissed off that Worm had failed to pay him the money he borrowed that Gramma took Worm into the bathroom and started showing <him/her> the rings leaving worm beaten,bruised and gasping for breath

by Mr Bizeeboy April 19, 2009

Lord of the Rings

the most incredible fantasy books ever written. written by J.R.R. Tolkien the most amazing fantasy writer ever.

I love Lord of the Rings.

by anonymous September 14, 2020