baked potato 

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

baked potato by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Baked Potato 

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

Baked Potato by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Baked Potato 

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

Baked Potato by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

frumpy potato 

Angie Vinson

I saw frumpy potato walk in the party and freaked out

frumpy potato by Subfar May 13, 2015

little potato clam 

a girl you secretly like

"there she goes my little potato clam"

little potato clam by that guy E July 19, 2015

Gyro Potato Chip 

An ugly, nasty, gross ass potato chip created by Lays© and it tastes like your grandma chewed up a dirty burrito found in the garbage and it was feed to your baby cousin and he threw it up and someone made it a chip and gave it to you!

Wow this Gyro Potato Chip tastes like my family reunion!!

Gyro Potato Chip by Potato Baby September 21, 2015

chipotle potato 

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

chipotle potato by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015