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Potato

A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.
Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

The device all Larry Stylinson proof was recorded on.
Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?

Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!

Person 1: I agree
by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.
Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 24, 2017
mugGet the Stinky Potatomug.

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016
mugGet the neck potatomug.

Potato

Me.
Imma potato.
by i.is.panda January 16, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
by datstudentlife April 18, 2016
mugGet the cotch potatomug.

National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.
by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022
mugGet the National Potato Daymug.

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