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post-skate

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.
Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
by stillinrock March 25, 2020
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Post scrollaxing

Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?

Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!

Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
by kiosk fart October 15, 2016
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spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014
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Epic Post

A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.
Girl, that was such an Epic Post on Instagram of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Post digging

Sharing something on Facebook with the intention of a certain person seeing it (usually an insult)
I'm so sick of Michael post digging, everyone knows who he's targeting.
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
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Post-Peg

The after or past tense of pegging.
“You attending the post-peg” - J.Ross
by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024
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post gym

1.) place to exercise on a military base
2.) place to loiter after working out
1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"
by dcskeeler November 4, 2007
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