rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019

Scratch My Back

Scratch My Back is the eighth studio album (and fifteenth album overall) by English musician Peter Gabriel, his first in eight years. It was released in February 2010. The album, recorded at Air Lyndhurst and Real World Studios during 2009, consists of cover versions of twelve songs by various artists, using only orchestra and voice.It is produced by Gabriel himself with Bob Ezrin.

Scratch My Back

by mennäperille December 17, 2019

step on my nuts

When someone makes an aggressive move to take away your volition or control in an effort to make you feel powerless and weak.

Hey man, step on my nuts again and you will definitely wish you hadn’t.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

Off my tittys

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are

Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

Miffs my clit

(v) An action that irritates the fuck out of you.

You know what really miffs my clit?
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

bless my phone

send nudes!!

bless my phone kayla

by apps54 September 2, 2020

catch my drill

It's like catch the drift, but a little retarded.

" Ay, the trip to the middle east was the bomb if you catch my drill"

by Mike Sudoku May 29, 2017