Dad Rope

Euphemism for semen.

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??

by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.

ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?

by dontgetserious February 23, 2023

Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird

Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!

by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022

Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up

My dad left me

by Goodperson+Badperson=ME November 18, 2020

bens dad

Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad

Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad

by Holbs April 21, 2020

Dad

The person who has been with you your whole life..... oh wait.

MOM!!! THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by AK47Eugene February 1, 2017

Dad

A loving,kind person that will sacrifice everything for you and usually older than your mom and stronger

Dad i need little bit more money for this.Can you lend me some. Of course buddy.

by up here November 10, 2022