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G-spot orgasms are the best way of maxing out!
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Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!
"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"
by chirx November 25, 2021
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Max English

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"
by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025
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max

is that max? lets grab his ass!
by maxs asshair November 29, 2021
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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021
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anita max wynn

Drake: (on his boat) Anita Max Wynn! (proceeds to take out his meat)
by negroidMax March 16, 2024
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MAX

Max is an emotionally unavailable dick head who will lead you on four months , get with you then leave . He is a medium ugly but somehow gets all the gyals , he is extremely dumb and has no ambition in life . Avoid him .
- Have you seen max ?

- No , but if you do run .
by jesussave July 26, 2022
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