Max

A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.
Max: what’s up ladies
Girls: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST
Max: Ooooo yeah talking dirty to me baby
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Someone who just does get over grudges, so he does not join back the Minecraft server. He is so salty that he is bad at the game.
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He has a very horny family member, every one wants to smash that person
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Max is the nigerian word for "tiny penis" and they usually also say that it means whale cock in chinese
Guy 1: LOOK AT THAT "MAX"
GUY 2: YEAH IT*S SO TINY
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A two dicked mufucka with nice balls and is the goat at everything
Max Is Him
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Max is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation.
Max is the kind of person who frequently hides his true identity by changing his name, putting on a false persona, and manipulating others’ emotions to feed his ego.
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Max is someone who often feels alone—not because people don’t care, but because he struggles to let anyone in. He has deep-rooted trust issues, though what he may not realize is that the person he struggles to trust the most is himself.

He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.

No matter how much love you offer Max, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.

Deep deep down, Max is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
Someone find max, he is lost, help Max find his true self
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