Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009

Raped My Ears

When someone talks continually, and doesn't shut up...to the point that you feel as though your ears have been violated.

Kay just raped my ears!!! Doesn't she know that no means no?! Shut up already!!

by MILF Tittts June 14, 2014

shit of my career

A landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief.

"I just had the shit of my career," Amy said with a sly grin.

by texasguy September 28, 2006

Smh my head

When your homie says something not just dumb but dumbdumb.

Homie1: I just realized smh doesn't stand for somehow
Homie2: smh my head

by Eric Forman once said February 9, 2023

rubbing my eggroll

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

by albertoanddelilah December 6, 2019

park my breakfast

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.

I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.

by The mad shatter July 14, 2017

bless my phone

send nudes!!

bless my phone kayla

by apps54 September 2, 2020