by barthalowmew the 4th May 11, 2022

by SizzBacon August 25, 2021

by JudastheBudist March 16, 2021

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 8, 2022

Phrase used (typically by women) when someone just isn't getting the hint that they're not interested.
Him: Want to go out on Wednesday?
Her: Oh, sorry I can't.
Him: What about Thursday then?
Her: I'm just not ready for a relationship
Him: But I'd treat you right.
Her: Let's just be friends
Her: Oh, sorry I can't.
Him: What about Thursday then?
Her: I'm just not ready for a relationship
Him: But I'd treat you right.
Her: Let's just be friends
by bobkat99 June 24, 2019

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

by Rie062102 February 2, 2022
