Joe: Did you see Grant hitting on Nicole last night?
Mike: Yeah, but his girl saw and definitely gave him a party-hat.
Joe: LOL
Mike: Yeah, but his girl saw and definitely gave him a party-hat.
Joe: LOL
by SounD January 30, 2014

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

by Spoogs August 30, 2018

Boys and girls this one is for you. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend that just wears hats all the time and it’s annoying? Well this is their week to shine. No hat day is october 30th
by Ttzig October 27, 2019

by MrsSchyster January 10, 2020

the collective of british indie kids
have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner
have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner
by professional sza stan November 27, 2020
